6/29/2007

mars or earth?

one of the above images was taken by the robot spirit rover.

britney spears isn't that crazy

new revelations in the world of britney spears

-britney delivered a letter written to her mom, by her personally, basically saying "if you don't stay away from my kids because of your pain killer addiction, i will file a restraining order."

-britney's promises rehab drug results came in clean.

-britney personally requested the results from the star-studded rehab center but they took 7 days to get back to her. the first drug test was dated 15 days AFTER britney checked into rehab. which leaves the question, how are you going to take care of your patient if you don't know what you are taking care of? promises is a joke.

-x17 reports, from one of their sources, that britney was actually suffering from post partum depression. not substance abuse. she was actually taken off prozac and that could explain her going apeshit.

-another source says britney feels like she was forced into rehab by larry rudolph, her mother, and kfed. and the drug tests do not lie!!!

steph from full house - now with added boobies!


i wonder if she's still smokin' the crack...

6/28/2007

gatecrasher's blind item today

Don't Shoot the Messenger

Which iconic pop star is an even better businesswoman than she is a singer? She has allowed the press to misreport her latest real-estate purchase by $3 million to bump up its resale value.

lindsay lohan toxicology report in!

tmz is reporting lindsay blohan was twice the legal limit of alcohol and coked up when she crashed her benzo in beverly hills, memorial day weekend.

duh.

graph - cost of cocaine around the world


damn. 2 dollars a gram in colombia. cheaper than a big mac.

paris hilton is a bitch

i was excited for the larry king interview. keyword: was.

until she denied her drug use.

same ol' lying, public relations douche. she's like a robot. a robot that smokes hash like a trooper.

6/27/2007

a note to iphone buyers

do NOT purchase an "iphone line waiter". you will be able to order your iphone through the apple website june 29th (friday) at 6 p.m. EST. i did a craigslist search for iphone and found money whores offering to wait in line for you from anywhere to $100 - $300 dollars.

passive aggressive notes - my new favorite website!


this website
is awesome. whoever thought to document this is a genius. i especially love the note above... "do us a favor and KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...pooh".

6/26/2007

cia tried to get mafia to kill castro

the cia has released the "family jewels."

The documents detail assassination plots against foreign leaders, the testing of mind-altering drugs like LSD on unwitting citizens, wiretapping of U.S. journalists, spying on civil rights and anti-Vietnam war protesters, opening of mail between the United States and the Soviet Union and China and break-ins at the homes of ex-CIA employees and others.

nancy grace knocked up and married

cunt

nancy grace, 47, news personality and ultimate douchebag, secretly wed in april and is pregnant with twins. she married an investment banker.

i guess there really is love out there for everyone.

paris released from jail - looks... um... stunning!

she looks great without make up and she has a glow about her. maybe it's appreciation. maybe it's the new her she's been talking about.

6/25/2007

playboy photoshops models, big suprise - but leaves out belly button

i guess they sold 605,000 copies of this issue, too. dumbasses.

this is


tim mcgraw.

woah, buddy.

someone tagged paris hilton's home last night

the culprits are unknown, but the url tagged on the home of paris, is probably something paris wouldn't consider a warm welcoming when she returns home tomorrow! the website, parisexposed.com, features storage locker contents once owned by paris until she couldn't come up with the 200 dollar something bill to keep the storage locker (weird, i know). the locker then went into auction and the contents were made into a monthly subscription website. the contents include: video of paris dropping the n-bomb, valtrex medication receipts, picture of a dude with a huge mountain of cocaine on his chest, and just a bunch of other rich-kid shit. :)

kids ignite 30,000 matchsticks - forms neat mushroom cloud


http://view.break.com/318201

if fire was made of water





courtesy of boredstop

remember the d.c. judge suing a korean couple for $54 million dollars over a pair of lost pants?

well, that's not all he lost.

now what do we need to do to get this dude disbarred?