7/13/2007

protect your groceries!

some gay guys pick the best boobs of hollywood...

because they can!

NSFW - although, they are just topless.

go here to see

little girl given ecstasy - caught on video

i was going through my myspace bulletins when a friend of mine posted this video of a little girl who was given ecstasy. this video makes me sick!








update: mother of the girl claims girl's behavior caused by watching the grudge 2. you be the judge.

shuttle name misspelled on nasa launch pad


"Someone spotted the mistake and called KSC to fix it, WKMG-TV reported.

NASA scrambled someone out to pad 39A with a new sign that has orbiter Endeavour's name spelled correctly.A photo with the correct spelling was also posted on the Kennedy Space Center's Web site.

The orbiter is named after HM Bark Endeavour, the ship commanded by 18th century explorer James Cook; the name also honored Endeavour, the Command Module of Apollo 15. This is why the name is spelled in the British English manner, according to Answers.com."

doh!!!

have you opened a mortgage with ameriquest between 1999-2005?

you might qualify for restitution for americaquest's shady practices which include failing to disclose that the loans had adjustable rates, failing to disclose the terms of the loan, inflating home appraisals, and charging excessive fees such as prepayment penalties and loan origination fees. ameriquest has settled for 325 million dollars. restitution averages out to 812.15 per claim.
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Ameriquest settlement

What: Settlement over allegedly improper sales practices by subprime giant Ameriquest.

Who: About 78,000 Californians who got mortgages from Ameriquest and affiliated companies from 1999 through 2005 are eligible to split $51 million in restitution.

Where: For more information, see www.ameriquestmultistatesettlement.com or call (800) 420-5875 -- (866) 494-8274 for customers with hearing impairments.

When: Eligible customers must return claim forms by Sept. 10. They forfeit their right to sue Ameriquest in the future, unless their home goes into foreclosure.



go here to read the full sfgate article.

7/12/2007

google trends of the day

1. jasmine grey 2. miss new jersey photos 3. finra 4. amy polumbo photos 5. brooke mueller 6. sharpe james 7. nfl supplemental draft 8. coconut crabs 9. my first time 10. miss nj pictures 11. nikumaroro 12. them author 13. toddler kicked off plane 14. chester allan poage 15. isaiah kacyvenski 16. luscious liz 17. bob allen 18. miss n.j. 19. miss nj pics 20. skibo castle 21. rescuecom 22. heather hull 23. wcbs fm 24. american society of interior designers 25. ancient roman commoner 26. florida state rep. bob allen 27. national association of certified home inspectors 28. liz hernandez 29. jerry hadley 30. tyna robertson 31. elijah page 32. tamika riley 33. tadd fujikawa 34. mr. butch 35. coccyx 36. brynn cameron 37. justine alex reisdorf 38. rickey henderson 39. dinny s rider 40. kaffiyeh 41. john mackey 42. angry pirate 43. american institute of certified public accountants 44. david de rothschild 45. julio franco 46. me money exchange inc 47. worlds tallest man 48. misa hylton brim 49. bastille days 50. amelia earhart 51. courttvnews.com 52. friday the 13th 53. betty williams 54. miss n.j. reveals online photos 55. espy awards 56. polumbo pictures 57. katharine mcphee 58. jared gaither 59. miss jones 60. mypharmacentral.net 61. kate penland 62. tamir goodman 63. bao xishun 64. samantha torres 65. late night shots 66. shamar moore 67. paul oliver 68. mypoints 69. livemacro 70. nalc 71. olivia aull 72. donna peele 73. john deere classic 74. laura vandervoort 75. charger plate 76. model behavior 77. ipod lightning 78. los angeles galaxy 79. tighar 80. alyssandra cardillo 81. rajan zed 82. detroit traffic 83. the man whose arms exploded 84. smoked salmon 85. w magazine 86. yours mine and ours 87. weddings beautiful 88. ryan boatright 89. rahodeb 90. geeks on call america 91. ducommun 92. fernando vargas 93. whole foods ceo 94. american family association 95. the committee to save miss america 96. ghostvillage 97. www.iihs.org4 98. restaurant week boston 99. scott boras 100. tarsha jones

note: these are the top 100 searched for keywords on google.

if you have purchased paxil for someone under the age of 18 - here's $100 bucks!

the anti-depressant's makers, glaxosmithkline, were successfully sued for failing to warn consumers that it could induce suicide in young adults and children taking the drug.

go to paxilpayback.org for more info about the refund.

note: you have until august 31st.

lightning strikes ipod users

the associated press has written an article about a collection of people who have suffered injuries from being struck by lightning while using their ipod. some of the people interviewed were outside, near a tree, and sometimes not even close to the said tree, and the bolt still made contact. the most common injuries reported are ruptured ear drums and burns where the device was placed, (headphones, the wire, and ipod unit would leave burns).

however, there is history of these incidents happening with other electronic devices, such as pagers and cell phones.

the article here.

7/11/2007

u.s. politics in a nutshell

click for larger version and see the horror.


AHH!! MY EYES!!!



bai ling's nipple slip at the espy awards.

her nipples are huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge.

courtTV - what are you thinking?

courtTV to change their name to TruTV...

hot spread of the the beckhams in w magazine




check out justjared for the remaining (kinda safe for work) pictures and interview.

they talk about having no live-in staff because they like to lock the doors and walk around naked. cool :)

36 things men should know before cheating on their significant other


some pi wrote a list of things men should be aware about before exploring the other side of the fence. it's pretty funny yet true.


he put up some funny images and videos as well. look at this woman losing her mind:


beyonce had an affair with lebron james?!

jj reports:

A VERY VERY exclusive source, who was once employed at the Setai Hotel in Miami, revealed to me about a past affair Ms. Beyonce Knowles had with Mr. Lebron James many months back.

"Beyonce was holed up in her hotel room for a whole weekend with James," says the source. "They tried to keep things private, but when you are Beyonce there isn't much private when another celebrity enters your room and doesn't resurface for a couple days."

This doesn't surprise me as Beyonce was miffed at Rhianna during the World Music Awards in London last year because she was said to be having an affair with her man Jay-Z. No truth to this story as Rhianna is a good girl...Or at least she wasn't sleeping with Jay-Z.

will the iphone blend?

most searched keywords on google today

1. taryn southern 2. wii zapper 3. broadway barks 4. brian wells 5. rashida jones 6. salinger title girl 7. nana star anna 8. kudzu 9. hot ghetto mess 10. kudzu cartoon 11. amy jacobson 12. marjorie diehl armstrong 13. jerry hadley 14. craig stebic 15. kudzu comic 16. harry potter reviews 17. james denton 18. sara m. taylor 19. collar bomb 20. giant squid 21. 7 11 22. brooke mueller 23. hot for hill 24. 7 11 25. lisa stebic 26. 7/11 27. jamie bell 28. the prince of denmark s march 29. elliptical machine 30. oscar pistorius 31. harry potter and the order of the phoenix reviews 32. female genital mutilation 33. charles lane 34. wbbm 35. spanish american war 36. wii fit 37. jeanette maier 38. sue devitt studio automatic camouflage concealer 39. w magazine 40. genarlow wilson tape 41. ginormous 42. recumbent bicycle 43. victor boot 44. seven eleven 45. hotghettomess.com 46. lily cole 47. jane felix browne 48. tarsha jones 49. www.glycemicindex.com 50. will it blend 51. waris dirie 52. jimmy v foundation 53. colossal squid 54. sallie toussaint 55. wmaq tv reporter amy jacobson 56. channel 2 chicago 57. travis diener 58. doug marlette 59. free slurpee day 2007 60. hot4hill 61. mario kart wii 62. cbs 2 chicago 63. jennifer murphy 64. how to crack a safe 65. pizza delivery bomb video 66. omar bin laden 67. restaurant week boston 68. wbbm chicago 69. e3 70. 2 year old on ecstasy 71. richard carmona 72. weigh down workshop 73. jim valvano 74. 7 11 stores 75. mary ann jarou 76. nintendo e3 77. ken burns 78. shemar moore 79. miami news 80. nintendo press conference 81. pope benedict 82. www.iihs.org4 83. marion brooks 84. e3 coverage 85. nintendo e3 2007 86. gordon gee 87. glycemicindex.com 88. original seven wonders of the world 89. female circumcision 90. luisel ramos 91. debi mazar 92. baby mammoth 93. new dictionary words 94. jim black 95. elisabeth hasselbeck 96. chertoff 97. mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni 98. ichiro suzuki 99. all star game box score 100. tab hunter

world's tallest man gets married

bao xishun, at 7ft 7in, is to marry xia shujuan, his 5ft 5in fiancée, at the genghis khan mausoleum in inner mongolia in a traditional ceremony.

and all i can picture is them trying to have sex. eww.

cool picture of an anaconda


click the image to see the larger version.

7/10/2007

when not to hyphen your name



source

letter to optimus prime from his geico insurance agent

Dear Mr. Prime,

We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.

Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."...


and this is just the beginning. it is TOO hilarious. click here to read the rest!

some guy in oregon flies 193 miles in lawn chair


last weekend, kent couch attached 105 balloons to his lawnchair, along with a parachute, food and a bebe gun. he was headed to idaho. couch also attached gallons of water with a spigot so he could release water if he wanted the balloon to go up. he eventually landed just short of idaho and his wife was following in her car below him. read all the details here.

dc madam posts phone records online

sorry guys. i've had a busy weekend and a stressful start to the week. it's been hard for me to make time to update my blog but i'm planning on paying more attention now. i'm fasting and it's day 2 so i'm just really lethargic. i'm detoxin'.


since the gag-order was lifted, the dc madam, deborah jeane palfrey, has posted her phone records on her website.

juicy!!