7/20/2007
1,500 inmates re-enact michael jackson's thriller! AMAZING - LOL
7/19/2007
michael vick's alias

ron mexico.
and this girl back in 2003 became infected with herpes by "ron mexico". apparently, she didn't know he was really michael vick. nice.
he is such a lovely guy!
thanks jose for the story.
man wins against IRS!
tom cryer, an attorney in shreveport, hasn't paid taxes in over 10 years and the supreme court ruled in his favor.
from shreveport times:
"The court could not find a law that makes me liable or makes my revenues taxable," Cryer said. "The Supreme Court has ruled that the government cannot impose an income tax on anything but the profits and gains. When you work for someone you give your service and labor in exchange for money, so everything you make is not profit or gain. You put something into it."
truly inspirational and makes so much sense! read about it!
ooma - free voip

through ooma you can purchase a $400 dollar box and have free calls for life.
wired reports:
The premise: Buy the Ooma box for $400 and you get free domestic calls forever, both to other VoIP users and to national and local landlines. International calls will be charged at rates similar to other VoIP services like Skype. You just plug in your existing handset, and you can keep your phone number.
7/17/2007
google trends of the day
1. michael vick
2. prima j
3. taran noah smith
4. harry potter spoilers
5. tam airlines
6. ron mexico
7. aishwarya rai
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fumbling through formats
decisions, brain storming, blah. i will find my groove!
get $100 for opening a citibank savings account

no minimum balance, no checking required, no monthly fees. you get $100 dollars. note that it takes up to 90 days to receive the money so mark your calendars!
i'm signing up, too! go directly to the citibank site by clicking here.
you're still my huckleberry, val
the google street view crew is on their way!

Our telltale tipster tells us he thinks Google is "preparing their invasion of US cities with an armada of C.C.C.Cs (Chevy Cobalt Camera Cars). I guess Cobalts are cheap but they certainly will be conspicuous. Maybe that's what they want."
7/16/2007
IHOP buys applebee's for 2.2 billion
get a free MIT education online
opencourseware so you can review all the lecture notes, blackboards, assignments, etc.
love this!!!
celebslam blogger chats to lindsay on gmail

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Oh crap - I didn't know you have lawyers - They're not Jewish are they?"
money magazine's top ten places to live

couple blames internet for neglecting their children
michael straw, 25, and iana straw, 23, have pleaded guilty to child neglect and have been appointed a public defender. the husband, an unemployed cashier, recently received a 50,000 dollar inheritance and purchased computer equipment and a plasma flat screen tv. their daughter was found with cat urine knotted in her hair, dry skin, and severe dehydration. their son was suffering from a gential infection and starvation.
there was food available in the home but the couple chose their video game over their children.
7/13/2007
little girl given ecstasy - caught on video
update: mother of the girl claims girl's behavior caused by watching the grudge 2. you be the judge.
shuttle name misspelled on nasa launch pad

NASA scrambled someone out to pad 39A with a new sign that has orbiter Endeavour's name spelled correctly.A photo with the correct spelling was also posted on the Kennedy Space Center's Web site.
The orbiter is named after HM Bark Endeavour, the ship commanded by 18th century explorer James Cook; the name also honored Endeavour, the Command Module of Apollo 15. This is why the name is spelled in the British English manner, according to Answers.com."
doh!!!
have you opened a mortgage with ameriquest between 1999-2005?
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Ameriquest settlement
What: Settlement over allegedly improper sales practices by subprime giant Ameriquest.
Who: About 78,000 Californians who got mortgages from Ameriquest and affiliated companies from 1999 through 2005 are eligible to split $51 million in restitution.
Where: For more information, see www.ameriquestmultistatesettlement.com or call (800) 420-5875 -- (866) 494-8274 for customers with hearing impairments.
When: Eligible customers must return claim forms by Sept. 10. They forfeit their right to sue Ameriquest in the future, unless their home goes into foreclosure.
go here to read the full sfgate article.
7/12/2007
google trends of the day
note: these are the top 100 searched for keywords on google.
if you have purchased paxil for someone under the age of 18 - here's $100 bucks!
go to paxilpayback.org for more info about the refund.
note: you have until august 31st.
lightning strikes ipod users
however, there is history of these incidents happening with other electronic devices, such as pagers and cell phones.
the article here.
7/11/2007
hot spread of the the beckhams in w magazine



check out justjared for the remaining (kinda safe for work) pictures and interview.
they talk about having no live-in staff because they like to lock the doors and walk around naked. cool :)
36 things men should know before cheating on their significant other

some pi wrote a list of things men should be aware about before exploring the other side of the fence. it's pretty funny yet true.
he put up some funny images and videos as well. look at this woman losing her mind:
beyonce had an affair with lebron james?!
A VERY VERY exclusive source, who was once employed at the Setai Hotel in Miami, revealed to me about a past affair Ms. Beyonce Knowles had with Mr. Lebron James many months back.
"Beyonce was holed up in her hotel room for a whole weekend with James," says the source. "They tried to keep things private, but when you are Beyonce there isn't much private when another celebrity enters your room and doesn't resurface for a couple days."
This doesn't surprise me as Beyonce was miffed at Rhianna during the World Music Awards in London last year because she was said to be having an affair with her man Jay-Z. No truth to this story as Rhianna is a good girl...Or at least she wasn't sleeping with Jay-Z.
most searched keywords on google today
world's tallest man gets married

bao xishun, at 7ft 7in, is to marry xia shujuan, his 5ft 5in fiancée, at the genghis khan mausoleum in inner mongolia in a traditional ceremony.
7/10/2007
letter to optimus prime from his geico insurance agent
Dear Mr. Prime,
We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.
Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."...
and this is just the beginning. it is TOO hilarious. click here to read the rest!
some guy in oregon flies 193 miles in lawn chair

last weekend, kent couch attached 105 balloons to his lawnchair, along with a parachute, food and a bebe gun. he was headed to idaho. couch also attached gallons of water with a spigot so he could release water if he wanted the balloon to go up. he eventually landed just short of idaho and his wife was following in her car below him. read all the details here.
dc madam posts phone records online
since the gag-order was lifted, the dc madam, deborah jeane palfrey, has posted her phone records on her website.
juicy!!
7/06/2007
all-star fanfest tonight at moscone center
i have two free (yes, free) tickets to the mlb all-star fanfest at the moscone center tonight in san francisco. if you want these, send me an email.
thanks!
boob job - most common graduation gift in italy
the incredible hulk of dogs

wendy, the muscular whippet, is sweet by nature and strong by a genetic disorder that causes her to have twice the amount of muscle mass.
The National Institute of Health study reported that whippets with one single defective copy of the gene have increased muscle mass that can enhance racing performance in the breed, known for speeds up to 60 kilometres an hour.
But whippets with two mutated copies of the gene become "double-muscled," like Wendy. It has been seen before in one human, and also in mice, cattle and sheep, says the study.
read rest of the article here.woman, 34, filmed having sex with 13 yr old boy

a $200,000 hyundai!
7/05/2007
tmobile's hotspot @home
tmobile is offering a special kind of phone. instead of using the cingular airwaves constantly, eating your minutes up, if you are near a wi-fi router, your calls will use the internet and the calls will be free! the phone switches from air time to internet time. for 10 dollars extra a month, plus a regular plan that suits you best, tmobile will give you the phone and a router for your home.
some places that charge fees for internet, like starbucks, are designed to pass through the log-in/pay site and allow you to connect to their wifi for free.
i would definitely check this out. sounds like a killer deal for someone who uses their phone a lot.
will be able to see bart's "bits" in new movie

an article on reuters describes the new simpsons movie as being offensive, targeting churches and environmentalists. in a 10 minute preview of the new movie, showed in the uk, green day is booed off a stage for speaking out about the environment to a crowd in springfield, while lisa is shunned by her neighbors for being a green activist.
also in the clip, homer is asked to explain his behavior and flips through a bible and exclaims "this book doesn't have any answers".
a bet with homer, bart has to skateboard naked through town and you are able to see his bits and pieces through a hedge.
"don't sit on top of the pool drain!" my dad used to shout...

he said it would pull my guts out or i'd be stuck under water attached to the drain. morbid, yes, but i never sat on the drain. and thank god because a 6 year old girl in minneapolis had her small intestine pulled out while she was in a swimming pool at her family's golf club. go here to read more on the chilling incident.
sex in the city movie - it's ON
7/03/2007
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mexican tycoon beats bill gates for world's richest title

telecommunications mogul, carlos slim, is now the richest man in the world, he is worth 67.8 billion. gates is worth 59.2 billion.
shares in slim's mobile phone empire surged by 27% over the second quarter, compared with a 5.7% rise for microsoft. slim's bank, inbursa, also saw its stock jump by 20%.
kwik-e-mart in mountain view, ca

7/02/2007
photos of terrorist suspect being held down at the scene - glasgow airport


the daily mail has posted pictures of a suspect being detained at the scene of the fiery jeep crashing at the glasgow airport. the mastermind of this attack is alledgedly a prominent doctor. to read an updated timeline and new facts surrounding this attack, go here.
chris benoit used wrestling move to end son's life
Police were originally confused by bruising on the young lad that wouldn't have been there had he been strangled.
Then an officer watched a wrestling tape, quickly realising that the marks on Daniel's body matched the application of a version the Crossface.
The version Chris used in WWE rings involved him placing an arm of a floored opponent between his legs before locking his hands around their face and pulling back to stretch their neck.
In the context of a wrestling match the move was lightly applied, with Benoit's foe 'selling' it with his facials to make it look like he was really hurt.
District Attorney Scott Ballard said: "A choke hold was used to strangle the boy, rather than hands, because there's no bruising consistent with strangulation by hands."
Respected American wrestling writer Dave Meltzer added: "There was bruising consistent with the Crippler Crossface on one arm and Daniel's face. There were no bruises on his neck.
"The police don't believe, because of the size difference, that the hold was applied exactly as it would be in a pro wrestling match.
"Benoit would have been in more of a kneeling position, sort of straddling Daniel while using one leg to pull back on his arm."
liz hurley is really stupid - but we all knew that
