7/20/2007

1,500 inmates re-enact michael jackson's thriller! AMAZING - LOL

"1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment!"



7/19/2007

michael vick's alias


ron mexico.

and this girl back in 2003 became infected with herpes by "ron mexico". apparently, she didn't know he was really michael vick. nice.

he is such a lovely guy!

thanks jose for the story.

man wins against IRS!

wow. someone actually fought the irs and WON?

tom cryer, an attorney in shreveport, hasn't paid taxes in over 10 years and the supreme court ruled in his favor.

from shreveport times:

"The court could not find a law that makes me liable or makes my revenues taxable," Cryer said. "The Supreme Court has ruled that the government cannot impose an income tax on anything but the profits and gains. When you work for someone you give your service and labor in exchange for money, so everything you make is not profit or gain. You put something into it."

truly inspirational and makes so much sense! read about it!

ooma - free voip


through ooma you can purchase a $400 dollar box and have free calls for life.

wired reports:

The premise: Buy the Ooma box for $400 and you get free domestic calls forever, both to other VoIP users and to national and local landlines. International calls will be charged at rates similar to other VoIP services like Skype. You just plug in your existing handset, and you can keep your phone number.

charlie brown drawn as anime

this is cool.

7/17/2007

google trends of the day

the top 100 searched keywords on google for tuesday, july 17th

1. michael vick
2. prima j
3. taran noah smith
4. harry potter spoilers
5. tam airlines
6. ron mexico
7. aishwarya rai
8. sunrocket
9. daniel baldwin
10. indicted
11. harry potter and the deathly hallows leak
12. hot ghetto mess
13. atlanta falcons
14. julienne irwin
15. jerry yang poker
16. fkrosters
17. mike vick
18. bill engvall show
19. disneychannel.com/allaccessticket
20. ncaa 08 rosters
21. brazil plane crash
22. red sox nation
23. baldwin brothers
24. peter moore
25. one2believe
26. sun rocket
27. halloweentown 2
28. andy dick
29. the last legion
30. just for laughs abc
31. jon lovitz
32. league of extraordinary gentlemen
33. hydromorphone
34. master cleanse
35. sunrocket news
36. lil fizz
37. brazil news
38. simpsonize me
39. dog fighting
40. heidi van pelt
41. doomsday clock
42. zaca fire
43. filibuster
44. godfather iii
45. dixie lee
46. in my country
47. giuliani girl
48. sao paulo plane crash
49. bad newz kennels
50. ncaa football 08 review
51. andrea yates
52. sunrocket out of business
53. wayne downing
54. sunrocket bankruptcy
55. congonhas airport
56. carl brashear
57. atlanta falcons message board
58. elave skin care
59. www.disneychannel.com/allaccessticket
60. judy garland
61. phoenix dust storm
62. ncaa football 2008 rosters
63. tamara taylor
64. virginity ring
65. colbie caillat
66. keith sweat
67. jon lovitz andy dick
68. viatalk
69. real doll
70. rochelle rochelle
71. don mattrick
72. without prejudice
73. myostatin deficiency
74. vick indicted
75. joey harrington
76. immigration law
77. jenny lee dinkle
78. bam margera fat
79. blackberry 8820
80. august visa bulletin
81. tyler atkins
82. tacori
83. men of honor
84. michael vick dog fighting
85. kathy griffin ryan seacrest
86. voip providers
87. phil hartman
88. daunte culpepper
89. fairdale kings
90. the count of monte cristo
91. harry potter book online
92. xanax
93. haboob
94. dilley sextuplets
95. reno fire
96. prednisone
97. saratoga county fair
98. victoria beckham coming to america
99. clint walker
100. national intelligence estimate

fumbling through formats

today is an experimental day. i'm figuring out where i want this blog headed. i love keeping you all updated on everything from world news to pop culture to technology but i am having a hard time choosing my content. what to post? what if i don't post this? or that?

decisions, brain storming, blah. i will find my groove!

remember:

click on my google ads to the left and right. this allows me to keep posting!

steroids found in chris benoit's body

coroner reports there were steroids in benoit's body. no duh.

get $100 for opening a citibank savings account

i know some of my friends have been mentioning wanting to save money. here is a good deal i found through poorerthanyou.

no minimum balance, no checking required, no monthly fees. you get $100 dollars. note that it takes up to 90 days to receive the money so mark your calendars!

i'm signing up, too! go directly to the citibank site by clicking here.

you're still my huckleberry, val

val kilmer - now equipped with extra cuddly goodness!


however, a little more cocaine and burgers and he might resemble this douche above. jason "gummi bear" davis. eeew.

the google street view crew is on their way!

a tipster spotted 30 or more chevy colbalts in the google parking lot, all equipped with cameras.

the tipster spotted a google camera van and followed it to find a buttload of more camera cars!

It was an entire fleet of at least 30 brand-new Chevy Cobalt cars parked behind the building, most without license plates yet. As you can see in the pictures above, each had a metal device attached to its top, which looks suspiciously like a vertical extension for mounting Google's Streetview 360° camera.

Our telltale tipster tells us he thinks Google is "preparing their invasion of US cities with an armada of C.C.C.Cs (Chevy Cobalt Camera Cars). I guess Cobalts are cheap but they certainly will be conspicuous. Maybe that's what they want."

7/16/2007

IHOP buys applebee's for 2.2 billion



ihop plans to sell some of the applebee's to offset the debt that occurred purchasing applebee's.

woot.

get a free MIT education online

http://ocw.mit.edu/OcwWeb/web/courses/courses/index.htm

opencourseware so you can review all the lecture notes, blackboards, assignments, etc.

love this!!!

celebslam blogger chats to lindsay on gmail

apparently someone sent the blogger, celebslam, lindsay's real email address. he was able to chat with her on gmail:



QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Oh crap - I didn't know you have lawyers - They're not Jewish are they?"

money magazine's top ten places to live


lakeview park in middleton, wi



money magazine has just announced the results of their annual list of the best places to live in the united states. taking the top spot in the "best places to live 2007" list is middleton, wi; followed by #2 hanover, nh; #3 louisville, co; #4 lake mary, fl; #5 claremont, ca; #6 papillion, ne; #7 milton, ma; #8 chaska, mn, #9 nether providence, pa and #10 suwanee, ga.

couple blames internet for neglecting their children

a couple in reno, nv is blaming their addiction to the video game "dungeon & dragons" for neglecting to feed and properly care for their 22 month old son and 11 month old girl.

michael straw, 25, and iana straw, 23, have pleaded guilty to child neglect and have been appointed a public defender. the husband, an unemployed cashier, recently received a 50,000 dollar inheritance and purchased computer equipment and a plasma flat screen tv. their daughter was found with cat urine knotted in her hair, dry skin, and severe dehydration. their son was suffering from a gential infection and starvation.

there was food available in the home but the couple chose their video game over their children.

video of kelly rowland, from destiny's child, collapsing on stage

blamed it on "dehydration".

7/13/2007

protect your groceries!

some gay guys pick the best boobs of hollywood...

because they can!

NSFW - although, they are just topless.

go here to see

little girl given ecstasy - caught on video

i was going through my myspace bulletins when a friend of mine posted this video of a little girl who was given ecstasy. this video makes me sick!








update: mother of the girl claims girl's behavior caused by watching the grudge 2. you be the judge.

shuttle name misspelled on nasa launch pad


"Someone spotted the mistake and called KSC to fix it, WKMG-TV reported.

NASA scrambled someone out to pad 39A with a new sign that has orbiter Endeavour's name spelled correctly.A photo with the correct spelling was also posted on the Kennedy Space Center's Web site.

The orbiter is named after HM Bark Endeavour, the ship commanded by 18th century explorer James Cook; the name also honored Endeavour, the Command Module of Apollo 15. This is why the name is spelled in the British English manner, according to Answers.com."

doh!!!

have you opened a mortgage with ameriquest between 1999-2005?

you might qualify for restitution for americaquest's shady practices which include failing to disclose that the loans had adjustable rates, failing to disclose the terms of the loan, inflating home appraisals, and charging excessive fees such as prepayment penalties and loan origination fees. ameriquest has settled for 325 million dollars. restitution averages out to 812.15 per claim.
_________________________________________________
Ameriquest settlement

What: Settlement over allegedly improper sales practices by subprime giant Ameriquest.

Who: About 78,000 Californians who got mortgages from Ameriquest and affiliated companies from 1999 through 2005 are eligible to split $51 million in restitution.

Where: For more information, see www.ameriquestmultistatesettlement.com or call (800) 420-5875 -- (866) 494-8274 for customers with hearing impairments.

When: Eligible customers must return claim forms by Sept. 10. They forfeit their right to sue Ameriquest in the future, unless their home goes into foreclosure.



go here to read the full sfgate article.

7/12/2007

google trends of the day

1. jasmine grey 2. miss new jersey photos 3. finra 4. amy polumbo photos 5. brooke mueller 6. sharpe james 7. nfl supplemental draft 8. coconut crabs 9. my first time 10. miss nj pictures 11. nikumaroro 12. them author 13. toddler kicked off plane 14. chester allan poage 15. isaiah kacyvenski 16. luscious liz 17. bob allen 18. miss n.j. 19. miss nj pics 20. skibo castle 21. rescuecom 22. heather hull 23. wcbs fm 24. american society of interior designers 25. ancient roman commoner 26. florida state rep. bob allen 27. national association of certified home inspectors 28. liz hernandez 29. jerry hadley 30. tyna robertson 31. elijah page 32. tamika riley 33. tadd fujikawa 34. mr. butch 35. coccyx 36. brynn cameron 37. justine alex reisdorf 38. rickey henderson 39. dinny s rider 40. kaffiyeh 41. john mackey 42. angry pirate 43. american institute of certified public accountants 44. david de rothschild 45. julio franco 46. me money exchange inc 47. worlds tallest man 48. misa hylton brim 49. bastille days 50. amelia earhart 51. courttvnews.com 52. friday the 13th 53. betty williams 54. miss n.j. reveals online photos 55. espy awards 56. polumbo pictures 57. katharine mcphee 58. jared gaither 59. miss jones 60. mypharmacentral.net 61. kate penland 62. tamir goodman 63. bao xishun 64. samantha torres 65. late night shots 66. shamar moore 67. paul oliver 68. mypoints 69. livemacro 70. nalc 71. olivia aull 72. donna peele 73. john deere classic 74. laura vandervoort 75. charger plate 76. model behavior 77. ipod lightning 78. los angeles galaxy 79. tighar 80. alyssandra cardillo 81. rajan zed 82. detroit traffic 83. the man whose arms exploded 84. smoked salmon 85. w magazine 86. yours mine and ours 87. weddings beautiful 88. ryan boatright 89. rahodeb 90. geeks on call america 91. ducommun 92. fernando vargas 93. whole foods ceo 94. american family association 95. the committee to save miss america 96. ghostvillage 97. www.iihs.org4 98. restaurant week boston 99. scott boras 100. tarsha jones

note: these are the top 100 searched for keywords on google.

if you have purchased paxil for someone under the age of 18 - here's $100 bucks!

the anti-depressant's makers, glaxosmithkline, were successfully sued for failing to warn consumers that it could induce suicide in young adults and children taking the drug.

go to paxilpayback.org for more info about the refund.

note: you have until august 31st.

lightning strikes ipod users

the associated press has written an article about a collection of people who have suffered injuries from being struck by lightning while using their ipod. some of the people interviewed were outside, near a tree, and sometimes not even close to the said tree, and the bolt still made contact. the most common injuries reported are ruptured ear drums and burns where the device was placed, (headphones, the wire, and ipod unit would leave burns).

however, there is history of these incidents happening with other electronic devices, such as pagers and cell phones.

the article here.

7/11/2007

u.s. politics in a nutshell

click for larger version and see the horror.


AHH!! MY EYES!!!



bai ling's nipple slip at the espy awards.

her nipples are huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge.

courtTV - what are you thinking?

courtTV to change their name to TruTV...

hot spread of the the beckhams in w magazine




check out justjared for the remaining (kinda safe for work) pictures and interview.

they talk about having no live-in staff because they like to lock the doors and walk around naked. cool :)

36 things men should know before cheating on their significant other


some pi wrote a list of things men should be aware about before exploring the other side of the fence. it's pretty funny yet true.


he put up some funny images and videos as well. look at this woman losing her mind:


beyonce had an affair with lebron james?!

jj reports:

A VERY VERY exclusive source, who was once employed at the Setai Hotel in Miami, revealed to me about a past affair Ms. Beyonce Knowles had with Mr. Lebron James many months back.

"Beyonce was holed up in her hotel room for a whole weekend with James," says the source. "They tried to keep things private, but when you are Beyonce there isn't much private when another celebrity enters your room and doesn't resurface for a couple days."

This doesn't surprise me as Beyonce was miffed at Rhianna during the World Music Awards in London last year because she was said to be having an affair with her man Jay-Z. No truth to this story as Rhianna is a good girl...Or at least she wasn't sleeping with Jay-Z.

will the iphone blend?

most searched keywords on google today

1. taryn southern 2. wii zapper 3. broadway barks 4. brian wells 5. rashida jones 6. salinger title girl 7. nana star anna 8. kudzu 9. hot ghetto mess 10. kudzu cartoon 11. amy jacobson 12. marjorie diehl armstrong 13. jerry hadley 14. craig stebic 15. kudzu comic 16. harry potter reviews 17. james denton 18. sara m. taylor 19. collar bomb 20. giant squid 21. 7 11 22. brooke mueller 23. hot for hill 24. 7 11 25. lisa stebic 26. 7/11 27. jamie bell 28. the prince of denmark s march 29. elliptical machine 30. oscar pistorius 31. harry potter and the order of the phoenix reviews 32. female genital mutilation 33. charles lane 34. wbbm 35. spanish american war 36. wii fit 37. jeanette maier 38. sue devitt studio automatic camouflage concealer 39. w magazine 40. genarlow wilson tape 41. ginormous 42. recumbent bicycle 43. victor boot 44. seven eleven 45. hotghettomess.com 46. lily cole 47. jane felix browne 48. tarsha jones 49. www.glycemicindex.com 50. will it blend 51. waris dirie 52. jimmy v foundation 53. colossal squid 54. sallie toussaint 55. wmaq tv reporter amy jacobson 56. channel 2 chicago 57. travis diener 58. doug marlette 59. free slurpee day 2007 60. hot4hill 61. mario kart wii 62. cbs 2 chicago 63. jennifer murphy 64. how to crack a safe 65. pizza delivery bomb video 66. omar bin laden 67. restaurant week boston 68. wbbm chicago 69. e3 70. 2 year old on ecstasy 71. richard carmona 72. weigh down workshop 73. jim valvano 74. 7 11 stores 75. mary ann jarou 76. nintendo e3 77. ken burns 78. shemar moore 79. miami news 80. nintendo press conference 81. pope benedict 82. www.iihs.org4 83. marion brooks 84. e3 coverage 85. nintendo e3 2007 86. gordon gee 87. glycemicindex.com 88. original seven wonders of the world 89. female circumcision 90. luisel ramos 91. debi mazar 92. baby mammoth 93. new dictionary words 94. jim black 95. elisabeth hasselbeck 96. chertoff 97. mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni 98. ichiro suzuki 99. all star game box score 100. tab hunter

world's tallest man gets married

bao xishun, at 7ft 7in, is to marry xia shujuan, his 5ft 5in fiancée, at the genghis khan mausoleum in inner mongolia in a traditional ceremony.

and all i can picture is them trying to have sex. eww.

cool picture of an anaconda


click the image to see the larger version.

7/10/2007

when not to hyphen your name



source

letter to optimus prime from his geico insurance agent

Dear Mr. Prime,

We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.

Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."...


and this is just the beginning. it is TOO hilarious. click here to read the rest!

some guy in oregon flies 193 miles in lawn chair


last weekend, kent couch attached 105 balloons to his lawnchair, along with a parachute, food and a bebe gun. he was headed to idaho. couch also attached gallons of water with a spigot so he could release water if he wanted the balloon to go up. he eventually landed just short of idaho and his wife was following in her car below him. read all the details here.

dc madam posts phone records online

sorry guys. i've had a busy weekend and a stressful start to the week. it's been hard for me to make time to update my blog but i'm planning on paying more attention now. i'm fasting and it's day 2 so i'm just really lethargic. i'm detoxin'.


since the gag-order was lifted, the dc madam, deborah jeane palfrey, has posted her phone records on her website.

juicy!!

7/06/2007

all-star fanfest tonight at moscone center

hi readers,

i have two free (yes, free) tickets to the mlb all-star fanfest at the moscone center tonight in san francisco. if you want these, send me an email.

thanks!

boob job - most common graduation gift in italy


the title pretty much sums it up.

and a quote from the italian girl pictured above:

She said: "It's a much more useful present than something like a car, which will break down after a few years, or a holiday, which is over within a week. My new breasts will last a lifetime."

the incredible hulk of dogs


wendy, the muscular whippet, is sweet by nature and strong by a genetic disorder that causes her to have twice the amount of muscle mass.

The National Institute of Health study reported that whippets with one single defective copy of the gene have increased muscle mass that can enhance racing performance in the breed, known for speeds up to 60 kilometres an hour.

But whippets with two mutated copies of the gene become "double-muscled," like Wendy. It has been seen before in one human, and also in mice, cattle and sheep, says the study.

read rest of the article here.

woman, 34, filmed having sex with 13 yr old boy

this woman was filmed with a cell phone having sex with a 13 yr old boy. the act was caught on the boy's friend's cell phone. the friend later showed his mom and she called police. jesus. that woman is ugly.

a $200,000 hyundai!




a rich southern california man has adorned his bentley continental with hyundai badges. ewww, why would he do that?! well, he owns a hyundai dealership for one... and two...

7/05/2007

optimus prime shoes


new nike optimus prime shoes in promotion for the new movie transformers. they're cute.

adam sandler and his cute fat baby


she is just absolutely adorable!

lindsay blohan still drinking



jj posted an entry about blohan sneaking in some alcohol during the 4th. hmmm.

the nick lachey and vanessa manillo sex pictures


these are the hardcore pics everyone is saying is soooo scandalous? looks pretty tame to me!

tmobile's hotspot @home

tmobile announced their hotspot @home plan last week - in the midst of the iphone craze - and their new project is better than any iphone.

tmobile is offering a special kind of phone. instead of using the cingular airwaves constantly, eating your minutes up, if you are near a wi-fi router, your calls will use the internet and the calls will be free! the phone switches from air time to internet time. for 10 dollars extra a month, plus a regular plan that suits you best, tmobile will give you the phone and a router for your home.

some places that charge fees for internet, like starbucks, are designed to pass through the log-in/pay site and allow you to connect to their wifi for free.

i would definitely check this out. sounds like a killer deal for someone who uses their phone a lot.

will be able to see bart's "bits" in new movie


an article on reuters describes the new simpsons movie as being offensive, targeting churches and environmentalists. in a 10 minute preview of the new movie, showed in the uk, green day is booed off a stage for speaking out about the environment to a crowd in springfield, while lisa is shunned by her neighbors for being a green activist.

also in the clip, homer is asked to explain his behavior and flips through a bible and exclaims "this book doesn't have any answers".

a bet with homer, bart has to skateboard naked through town and you are able to see his bits and pieces through a hedge.

"don't sit on top of the pool drain!" my dad used to shout...


he said it would pull my guts out or i'd be stuck under water attached to the drain. morbid, yes, but i never sat on the drain. and thank god because a 6 year old girl in minneapolis had her small intestine pulled out while she was in a swimming pool at her family's golf club. go here to read more on the chilling incident.

sex in the city movie - it's ON

variety reports a movie version of sex in the city will begin shooting in NYC this fall. all the girls are participating and it's due out in 2008.

7/03/2007

uʍop ǝpısdn

¡ǝɹɐ ʎpɐǝɹ1ɐ ʎǝɥʇ uɐɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ɹǝpɹɐɥ sǝ1ıɟoɹd buıʞɹoʍʇǝu 1ɐıɔos ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐɯ .uʍop ǝpısdn ʇxǝʇ ɹnoʎ dı1ɟ oʇ ǝɹǝɥ ob

lions in the shade


awww

LOLmetal pix





i love LOLpix...

see all of them here.

mexican tycoon beats bill gates for world's richest title


telecommunications mogul, carlos slim, is now the richest man in the world, he is worth 67.8 billion. gates is worth 59.2 billion.

shares in slim's mobile phone empire surged by 27% over the second quarter, compared with a 5.7% rise for microsoft. slim's bank, inbursa, also saw its stock jump by 20%.

kwik-e-mart in mountain view, ca


a kwik-e-mart in mountain view??
no, not really. although it is a very cool promotion for the new simpsons movie (thanks to 711!). see the rest of the pictures here.

7/02/2007

photos of terrorist suspect being held down at the scene - glasgow airport



the daily mail has posted pictures of a suspect being detained at the scene of the fiery jeep crashing at the glasgow airport. the mastermind of this attack is alledgedly a prominent doctor. to read an updated timeline and new facts surrounding this attack, go here.

chris benoit used wrestling move to end son's life

the sun is reporting chris benoit used his signature wrestling move, the crippler crossface hold, on his son, causing his death.

Police were originally confused by bruising on the young lad that wouldn't have been there had he been strangled.

Then an officer watched a wrestling tape, quickly realising that the marks on Daniel's body matched the application of a version the Crossface.

The version Chris used in WWE rings involved him placing an arm of a floored opponent between his legs before locking his hands around their face and pulling back to stretch their neck.

In the context of a wrestling match the move was lightly applied, with Benoit's foe 'selling' it with his facials to make it look like he was really hurt.

District Attorney Scott Ballard said: "A choke hold was used to strangle the boy, rather than hands, because there's no bruising consistent with strangulation by hands."

Respected American wrestling writer Dave Meltzer added: "There was bruising consistent with the Crippler Crossface on one arm and Daniel's face. There were no bruises on his neck.

"The police don't believe, because of the size difference, that the hold was applied exactly as it would be in a pro wrestling match.

"Benoit would have been in more of a kneeling position, sort of straddling Daniel while using one leg to pull back on his arm."

liz hurley is really stupid - but we all knew that


hurley was forced to take down this image from her website of her son dressed in a mini pink bikini. her son, damian, is 5 years old.
how freakin' humiliating for this kid but hey - he's only 5 years old. can 5 year olds even form sentences yet? he's the kin of liz hurley, he's probably a genius.
...

mindfreak's criss angel secretly married and dating cameron diaz - wife is pissed




to build fan appeal for his new show, his wife, joanne sarantakos, was kept a secret. but now his wife is claiming as soon as he became famous their marriage fell apart because he began bedding cameron diaz (whore!)


6/29/2007

mars or earth?

one of the above images was taken by the robot spirit rover.