ah ha! i was right. angelina jolie's got some probs. BLIND ITEM!

a blind item posted on ted casablanca's the awful truth,

Some people love Fake-à-la Ferocity...the rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name it. And all the wowin' while, Fake-à-la manages to look super-duper delish in the process.

Well, she used to, at least.

Lately, F2's once enviable bod has changed for the worse. And her hunky man isn't the only person concerned about the once divinely gifted babe. Nope, now a very few inside Industry types are also concerned 'bout our gal Fakey.

See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently. She's known for being accessible, candid and honest. How very friggin' heretical here in lip-cemented T-town! Apparently, Ms. Ef's hiding one helluva secret. And I'm the bitch to fill ya in on what, exactly, it is that has those select few Hollywood movers 'n' shakers so shaking in their Prada wear, regarding Fakey. She's got what's known as...a heroin habit.

Well, she's hardly the first dame in this drug-infested enclave to fall down that slippery alley, right? It's just, uh, so damn rich to find this out, knowing how utterly benevolent our do-goodin' broad happens to be as of late.

Gosh, wonder how long before everyone finds out what's really behind Fake-à-la's rapidly withering figure? It'll be "Paris who?" should that happen, trust.

it's so obvious it's angelina. didn't i so call this? i remember her saying in an interview awhile back that she loves heroin too much. this is just too damn juicy.

read my blog i wrote a few days ago here.

rant: angelia jolie

read this pagesix article about recent revelations of angelia jolie and her LIES.

i saw her on the daily show a few nights ago and i thought she was totally lame. she was lying through her teeth when jon stewart basically asked "what was up with the media uproar?" she, of course, blamed it on her overzealous lawyers and pr team and it gave me ashlee simpson doing the ho-down flashbacks (circa when she blamed it all on her band).

puuuuhlease. no wonder everybody loves angelina, she is a pr slut. in the pagesix write up, they say they have a source that claims angelina is freakishly aware of everything and how it's done. she knows who's going to ask the nasty questions she never wants to face - asking questions about jen, billy bob's ex (the one who bought a house with thorton 4 days before he left her for angelina), and every other topic that seems to be plagued by her manipulative-controlling-neurotic self.

okay, she's a worldy saint, blah blah blah, but god damnit, she seems so fake and out of touch. fuck her.

angelina jolie gives ride to paparazzo with flat tire - haha

photographer james ambler suffered a flat on his bicycle from a nail striking his tire while he was in pursuit of angelina jolie in nyc. i'm sure angelina pulling over her SUV to give him a ride was the last thought in his brain, but alas, i suspect from the recent media uproar to her alleged journalism censorship, she had her driver pull over and give him a ride to a near by hotel!

she is too nice.

see pictures and read ambler's star struck response to his angelina encounter