britney spears isn't that crazy

new revelations in the world of britney spears

-britney delivered a letter written to her mom, by her personally, basically saying "if you don't stay away from my kids because of your pain killer addiction, i will file a restraining order."

-britney's promises rehab drug results came in clean.

-britney personally requested the results from the star-studded rehab center but they took 7 days to get back to her. the first drug test was dated 15 days AFTER britney checked into rehab. which leaves the question, how are you going to take care of your patient if you don't know what you are taking care of? promises is a joke.

-x17 reports, from one of their sources, that britney was actually suffering from post partum depression. not substance abuse. she was actually taken off prozac and that could explain her going apeshit.

-another source says britney feels like she was forced into rehab by larry rudolph, her mother, and kfed. and the drug tests do not lie!!!

steph from full house - now with added boobies!

i wonder if she's still smokin' the crack...

gatecrasher's blind item today

Don't Shoot the Messenger

Which iconic pop star is an even better businesswoman than she is a singer? She has allowed the press to misreport her latest real-estate purchase by $3 million to bump up its resale value.

lindsay lohan toxicology report in!

tmz is reporting lindsay blohan was twice the legal limit of alcohol and coked up when she crashed her benzo in beverly hills, memorial day weekend.

duh.

graph - cost of cocaine around the world

damn. 2 dollars a gram in colombia. cheaper than a big mac.

paris hilton is a bitch

i was excited for the larry king interview. keyword: was.

until she denied her drug use.

same ol' lying, public relations douche. she's like a robot. a robot that smokes hash like a trooper.

a note to iphone buyers

do NOT purchase an "iphone line waiter". you will be able to order your iphone through the apple website june 29th (friday) at 6 p.m. EST. i did a craigslist search for iphone and found money whores offering to wait in line for you from anywhere to $100 - $300 dollars.

passive aggressive notes - my new favorite website!

this website is awesome. whoever thought to document this is a genius. i especially love the note above... "do us a favor and KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...pooh".

cia tried to get mafia to kill castro

the cia has released the "family jewels."

The documents detail assassination plots against foreign leaders, the testing of mind-altering drugs like LSD on unwitting citizens, wiretapping of U.S. journalists, spying on civil rights and anti-Vietnam war protesters, opening of mail between the United States and the Soviet Union and China and break-ins at the homes of ex-CIA employees and others.

nancy grace knocked up and married

cunt

nancy grace, 47, news personality and ultimate douchebag, secretly wed in april and is pregnant with twins. she married an investment banker.

i guess there really is love out there for everyone.

paris released from jail - looks... um... stunning!

she looks great without make up and she has a glow about her. maybe it's appreciation. maybe it's the new her she's been talking about.

playboy photoshops models, big suprise - but leaves out belly button

i guess they sold 605,000 copies of this issue, too. dumbasses.

this is

tim mcgraw.

woah, buddy.

someone tagged paris hilton's home last night

the culprits are unknown, but the url tagged on the home of paris, is probably something paris wouldn't consider a warm welcoming when she returns home tomorrow! the website, parisexposed.com, features storage locker contents once owned by paris until she couldn't come up with the 200 dollar something bill to keep the storage locker (weird, i know). the locker then went into auction and the contents were made into a monthly subscription website. the contents include: video of paris dropping the n-bomb, valtrex medication receipts, picture of a dude with a huge mountain of cocaine on his chest, and just a bunch of other rich-kid shit. :)

kids ignite 30,000 matchsticks - forms neat mushroom cloud

http://view.break.com/318201

if fire was made of water

courtesy of boredstop

remember the d.c. judge suing a korean couple for $54 million dollars over a pair of lost pants?

well, that's not all he lost.

now what do we need to do to get this dude disbarred?

"that's one helluva list in the 'title' dropdown"

seriously

eddie murphy...

IS the father!

BOO YA!!!

angel, 2 months, can now call eddie murphy dad. however, he has not contacted melanie b, spice girl and baby momma, since angel was born. melanie's people have attempted to contact eddie's people but have not been successful.

thanks to perez for the funny pic.

xbox 360: a fault in the design causing the console to fail at high rates, within first few years of life

retailers are claiming the failure rate for xbox 360s is over 30%.

smarthouse has written an article about their readers writing in and complaining about their 360s failing. ironically, after 1 year of the 360's life. they also expose microsoft sending back different refurbished units, in exchange for the failed 360's.

smarthouse writes:

Retailers are claiming that Microsoft has had to handle a failure rate of over 30% with their Xbox 360 console. More than 100 consumers have written to SmartHouse complaining of either poor service from Microsoft or total failure of their gaming console. One consumer was even given back a refurbished unit in exchange for their original Xbox console.

the man who designed the unit, whom has had 8 consoles fail in the past, explains what is wrong with the unit in this interview.

The problem is that the cooling design of the 360 doesn’t hold up. The cooling of the CPU was well done, with a heat pipe to draw the heat away from the chip (and accordingly, away from the mainboard). The problem is that the GPU and its low-profile heatsink sit under the DVD drive, and are given a very narrow channel for air to be pulled acrosss the heatsink by the fans. When the GPU heats up enough, not only does it reflow the solder in the ball grid array slightly, it can cause the entire mainboard to flex - a phenomenon largely caused by the X-shaped brackets that hold the heatsinks on under the mainboard. They hold the heatsinks down to the chips with a tension fit that presses up directly underneath those chips.

shame on microsoft. shame!

ah ha! i was right. angelina jolie's got some probs. BLIND ITEM!

a blind item posted on ted casablanca's the awful truth,

Some people love Fake-à-la Ferocity...the rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name it. And all the wowin' while, Fake-à-la manages to look super-duper delish in the process.

Well, she used to, at least.

Lately, F2's once enviable bod has changed for the worse. And her hunky man isn't the only person concerned about the once divinely gifted babe. Nope, now a very few inside Industry types are also concerned 'bout our gal Fakey.

See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently. She's known for being accessible, candid and honest. How very friggin' heretical here in lip-cemented T-town! Apparently, Ms. Ef's hiding one helluva secret. And I'm the bitch to fill ya in on what, exactly, it is that has those select few Hollywood movers 'n' shakers so shaking in their Prada wear, regarding Fakey. She's got what's known as...a heroin habit.

Well, she's hardly the first dame in this drug-infested enclave to fall down that slippery alley, right? It's just, uh, so damn rich to find this out, knowing how utterly benevolent our do-goodin' broad happens to be as of late.

Gosh, wonder how long before everyone finds out what's really behind Fake-à-la's rapidly withering figure? It'll be "Paris who?" should that happen, trust.

it's so obvious it's angelina. didn't i so call this? i remember her saying in an interview awhile back that she loves heroin too much. this is just too damn juicy.

read my blog i wrote a few days ago here.

150 million dollars to UCSF, largest cancer center donation EVER

an anonymous donor has pledged 150 million dollars to the cancer center at the university of california, san francisco. this is the largest known gift to a u.s. cancer center. there is no information about the donor, except that he is a bay area resident.

as a former employee of ucsf, this makes me very happy. there are a lot of great people there that genuinely work hard towards advancement and the well-being of people. i'm glad to see a large amount of money go to a great school and program.

buy 1 smoothie get 1 free - jamba juice

i love today!!

one of first residents to live on man-made palm-shaped island in dubai

andrew dukes, 43, is one of the first 100 residents to live on the palm-shaped man-made island in dubai. he paid 500,000 pounds for his mansion a few years ago and now it is worth twice the amount he paid. talk about an investment.


the coastal development is led by dubai government-owned nakheel. the development consists of three massive palm-shaped islands along with a group of 300 islets built in the shape of a world map. the islands are made mostly of bright sand reclaimed up from the seabed.



"quit playing with your dingy!"


images courtesy of the daily mail.

school crossing guard faces over 1,000 child sex charges

fark headline: "School crossing guard faces over 1,000 child sex charges. Even Satan was reportedly in shock"

i agree with satan. that is nuts.